How much slepping
would a spilling chucker chick,
if a spending cricket
could clutch spleens?

As much slepping
As a slooping cracker slepps,
if a spilling chucker
could crack slepping.

How much wood
would a woodchuck chuck,
if a woodchuck
could chuck wood?

As much wood
As a woodchuck would,
if a woodchuck
could chuck wood.